Chiweenie

This is our cousin's new dog! She's a Chi-weenie and is only 9 weeks old. I'm in love!!!

So A Camel Walks Into A Bar

On my way home yesterday I noticed a group of camels on the side of the road. I hate prostituting camels(just kidding). I pulled over into the church parking lot to see why there were camels on the side of the road. Turns out they are advertising for a Living Nativity play they are doing this weekend.

They had four camels and you could pet them and take pictures. Hence this picture of Sheba, a 17 year old camel who was preggers.

I asked a bunch of questions and found out the following:

1. They only spit when they are mad

2. They live to be around 40 years old

3. They swing their bodies around with the gracefullness of a ballerina, and they can knock you on your ass!

4. Their fur reminds me of a shag carpet

5. Their top hump consists of fat only

6. They are very stubborn animals

7. The pregnancy lasts 13 months!

Wait, you want to paint my what?!

Oh, my cat! I wasn't sure if I heard you correctly! Silly me. So apparently painting your house cat or kitten isn't unheard of. It's new to me, but I'm not judgemental. Let's see how it can turn out:
Looks like this one belongs with an Egyptian King or Queen.

I can't remember, what do they say about pets resembling their owners?

I get it, Koi Fish Kitty!

I have no comment on this one.

Happy Halloween!


I'm going to guess this guy lives alone. With no wife. Or friends.


I would run away screaming if a cat approached me looking like this!

There's your weird and random post of the day! Now go paint your cat!