Flashback

I'm sitting in AP English my senior year of high-school and the popular girl happens to mention her birthday is coming up. My good friend also announces her birthday is the same week so I decide I will bake cupcakes and bring them in so we can celebrate the birthdays.

At home, while baking my goodies, I decide to lick the popular girls cupcake top. I grin and smile to myself all while lovingly frosting the top of the newly licked cupcake. I pipe a giant "L" onto the top so she knows I made that cupcake just for her. To keep up appearances, I also pipe a "T" onto my friends cupcake.

The next day I arrive to English carrying my bountiful goods and present them to the class with a flourish. Ooh's and Aah's ensue as everyone grabs a cupcake. I can't help but smile politely when the popular girl tells me the cupcake was Delicious. Of course it was sweety, I licked it! Enjoy biatch!