Thursday, August 27, 2009

Electromagnetic Pulses

I swear, I have the worse luck with cell phones! I am on my 5th phone in 2 years, because every phone I get ends up having something wrong with it. I'm currently using the LG Chocolate phones, which are pieces of crap. Last night after cake class I realized my phone had died. Not only had it died, it was making electrical burning sounds and vibrating by itself and the screen was doing something out of Poltergeist. I'm guessing the piece of junk shorted out, so I'm currently using my backup phone which also sucks. Sigh. My theory is that I emit an unusual amount of electromagnetic energy which ruins all my phones. Would that be considered a super power?

Now I have to go spend a good hour at Verizon explaining to them why their phones suck ass and why I should get a free one. Wish me luck.

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