Randomness

I have a bit of random thoughts and items I wanted to write down so we could ponder on them:

1. Why is getting your roof replaced such a freakin' hassle? I mean seriously,how many bids do I need to get and why are they all so darn different?

2. Why is it when I get my oil changed, the technician's always find a nail in my tire? Please don't charge me for shit I haven't seen done to my car. Show me the damn nail first, then fix it.

3. Why do we work 5 days and only play for 2? A stupid man must have thought that one up.

4. Why are husbands so helpless sometimes? "Where's the milk," they ask. In the f'ing fridge like it is every morning you wake up!!

5. Why do people ride my ass when I'm driving, and then get surprised when I shoot them a nasty look when they pass me?

6. Why is Lilly Allen wearing the multi-color $500 dress I'm lusting after and not doing the dress justice?!!!

7. Why do I lock my door when a beggar is on the side of the road? I mean, he's probably so hungry he has no energy to rip open my driver's side door and demand food or money, right?

8. Why is there a family of foxes living under our gazebo? It started out with one fox, now we have a whole extended family. I think they ran and told their fox friends we had a bitchin' back yard and to stop by.

9. Why do I have no desire to work? Is it because the summer breeze is gently blowing, college students are playing volleyball across the street or is it because I'm lazy?

10. If going to the gym is so great for your body and health, why do I hate going so bad?